plugins/slap.lua

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1 -- slap.lua
2
3 local st = require 'util.stanza'
4
5 function riddim.plugins.slap(bot)
6 if type(bot.config.weapons) ~= 'table' then
7 -- start off with something to slap people with
8 bot.config.weapons = {'large trout'}
9 end
10
11 -- reply to message (but don't prepend the sender's nick like groupchat's
12 -- event:reply does)
13 local function bare_reply(command, reply)
14 if command.stanza.attr.type == 'groupchat' then
15 local r = st.reply(command.stanza)
16 local room_jid = jid.bare(command.sender.jid);
17 if bot.rooms[room_jid] then
18 bot.rooms[room_jid]:send(r:tag("body"):text(reply));
19 end
20 else
21 return command:reply(reply);
22 end
23 end
24
25 -- slap someone
26 local function slap(command)
27 local who, weapon
28 if command.param then
29 who = command.param
30 else
31 -- slap the sender if they don't specify a target
32 if bot.rooms[jid.bare(command.sender.jid)] then
33 who = select(3, jid.split(command.sender.jid))
34 else
35 who = (jid.split(command.sender.jid))
36 end
37 end
38 weapon = bot.config.weapons[math.random(#bot.config.weapons)]
39 bare_reply(command, string.format('/me slaps %s with %s', who, weapon))
40 end
41
42 -- pick up a weapon for slapping
43 local function weapon(command)
44 if command.param then
45 if command.param:lower() == 'excalibur' then
46 command:reply 'Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.'
47 elseif command.param:lower() == 'paper' then
48 bare_reply(command, '"Reverse primary thrust, Marvin." That\'s what they say to me. "Open airlock number 3, Marvin." "Marvin, can you pick up that piece of paper?" Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper.')
49 else
50 table.insert(bot.config.weapons, command.param)
51 bare_reply(command, '/me picks up '..command.param)
52 end
53 else
54 command:reply 'Tell me what weapon to pick up'
55 end
56 end
57
58 -- drop a weapon
59 local function drop(command)
60 if command.param then
61 local found
62 for i,v in ipairs(bot.config.weapons) do
63 local weapons = bot.config.weapons
64 if v == command.param then
65 if #weapons == 1 then
66 bare_reply(command, '/me refuses to drop his last weapon')
67 else
68 weapons[i] = weapons[#weapons]
69 table.remove(weapons)
70 found = true
71 end
72 break
73 end
74 end
75 if found then
76 bare_reply(command, '/me drops '..command.param)
77 else
78 bare_reply(command, "/me doesn't have "..command.param)
79 end
80 else
81 command:reply 'Tell me what to drop'
82 end
83 end
84
85 bot:hook('commands/slap', slap)
86 bot:hook('commands/weapon', weapon)
87 bot:hook('commands/drop', drop)
88 end
89
90 -- end of slap.lua

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